Post by Mr. C on Nov 20, 2006 15:21:53 GMT -6
Hey guys, I read this on facebook a little while ago and decided I had to share it with those of you who may not have read it, being the sports fans all of you are.
After Tennessee coach Phil Fulmer passed away and enters the Pearly
Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Phil a little 2-bedroom house with a faded Univ of Tenn banner hanging from the front porch."This is your home, Coach. Most people don't get their own house up here," God explains. Phil looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on the top of the hill. It's a huge 2-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. Arkansas Razorback flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge red and white Hog banner hanging between the marble columns. "Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question. How come I get this little 2-bedroom house with a faded Univ of Tenn banner, and Houston Nutt gets a mansion with new Razorback banners and flags flying all over the place, Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies, "That's not Houston Nutt's house, that's mine."
I guess any more jokes like this can be put in with this one, I need a good laugh now and then ;D
After Tennessee coach Phil Fulmer passed away and enters the Pearly
Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Phil a little 2-bedroom house with a faded Univ of Tenn banner hanging from the front porch."This is your home, Coach. Most people don't get their own house up here," God explains. Phil looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on the top of the hill. It's a huge 2-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. Arkansas Razorback flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge red and white Hog banner hanging between the marble columns. "Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question. How come I get this little 2-bedroom house with a faded Univ of Tenn banner, and Houston Nutt gets a mansion with new Razorback banners and flags flying all over the place, Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies, "That's not Houston Nutt's house, that's mine."
I guess any more jokes like this can be put in with this one, I need a good laugh now and then ;D
